iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

ladyhistory:

ladyhistory:

that moment when you realize you can’t write “true dat” while grading a student’s test essay…

I ended up writing “true dat” on a student’s test essay.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

to the people who are following me

• thank you
• im sorry

chibird:

Looking forward is a lot more effective than always looking back.

amyandrorypond:

if a boy ever asked me to marry him i’d be so surprised i’d panic and say no 

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year